The Monstrosity.

If anyone were to walk in my room right now, I'm sure they'd scream, "A GREAT, GREEN BROWN MONSTER (with a handy waist buckle and removable pockets) IS EATING OUR DEAR SARA!!!!!!!!!"

Seriously, this travel pack looks big enough to comfortably hold my entire wardrobe, with room left over for, say, my family as well. I can picture the Chois, wedged It's stomach, playing cards and munching on the Cliff bars and dried fruit that are also tucked in there.

Ok, I just did picture that quite vividly a la JD. I gotta stop watching Scrubs.

^ The beached baby walrus on my back at this moment.